If only i hadn't clicked on their page...

Dear Diary,


I must confess my sins…


They have got me goooood, right where they want me. I can’t ignore them! 50+ mails a day from different accounts and some, are even sliding into my junk folder it’s endless. They are constantly surprising me with amazing offers that I just can’t stop myself from being drawn into. Then you have the cute texts, I’m struggling to say no but one person really is not happy about my ongoing love-hate relationship with them…


MY BANK!


I ain’t talking about guys here, no sir. I am talking about *deep sigh* - ONLINE SHOPPING! I can’t take it anymore! I AM WEAK. The emails are one thing but then they be sending me texts like:


“Dominos 2 large pizzas for £20”


“50% OFF EVERYTHING WITH EXTRA 10% STUDENT, LIMITED TIME ONLY!”


Like, if this was a relationship, I’d have a full-on stalker situation and be calling the police. How many online retailers have I surrendered my email address to?? I don’t think my inbox can’t take much more of this, the poor guys seeing 100 a day, clearly social distancing doesn’t apply to emails cause I’m getting 10 within the hour!